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BONER BIZARRE: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

Come and Take it Live
Austin, TX

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BONER BIZARRE is an XXXtreme erotic variety show featuring filthy performance art, pole dancing, neo-burlesque, aerial silks, chains, lyra, nets, trapeze, contortion, a bed of nails, glass walking, fire breathing, rope bondage, fetish play, comedy, drama, and all things PERVERSE, GROTESQUE, and SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE. In other words, John Waters's bachelorette party set amidst the back alleys of Amsterdam's Red Light District.

This season we are pleased to bring you BONER BIZARRE: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS--a medical fetish-themed Halloween show!!! It's 2019 and we're living in a dystopian nightmare without access to proper healthcare. It's almost Halloween. People are sick and dying. WE MUST TAKE THIS HEALTHCARE CRISIS INTO OUR OWN HANDS!

Let the BONER BIZARRE surgeons take you on a BLOODY adventure of medical mishaps, as told by your favorite sex-crazed FREAK SHOW PERFORMERS! From biological warfare to plastic surgery disasters, this Halloween rendition of BONER BIZARRE will nurse you back to life... are you DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS?!

With terrifying acts by Salem, Eve Calientina, Bethany Summersizzle, Lita Deadly, Caroline & Gio, Sabor Insanity, Estée Slaughter, Rynice Hanson, MK Ultra, Shelbi Aiona, Zoja Ülesoo, Danny Eeaux, Dan Knormal, Shakia Williams, Miss O Kissed, Zenyth Gale and more!

Come witness a show unlike anything you've EVER SEEN BEFORE--the spectacle that can only be BONER BIZARRE!

DONT BE A POSER--WEAR A COSTUME!

SINGER OF DISTURBED (WHATEVER HIS NAME IS) SING-A-LIKE CONTEST--WIN A SEXXXY PRIZE!

Hosted by Snake Tits & Dean Zaggler

Photography by Patrick Rusk & Mariah Miller

18+ // Doors at 8pm // Show at 10pm

General Admission:
Pre-Sale $15
Door $20

VIP (SOLD OUT!!!):
Front Row (Table for 2) $100
Front Row (Table for 4) $160
Balcony (Table for 4) $120
Sky Box (Room for 4) $120

*ALL VIP PACKAGES INCLUDE COCKTAIL SERVICE, SIGNED POSTER, AND GIFT BAG*

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Date

Oct 25, 2019 8:00 PM

Admission Level	Price	Quantity
General Admission	$15.00 ($16.74 w/service fee)
Standing room only.
VIP Front Row (Table for 2)	$100.00 ($105.99 w/service fee)	Sold Out
Table for 2 in the front row. Includes cocktail service, treat bag, and signed poster.
VIP Balcony (Table for 4)	$120.00 ($126.99 w/service fee)	Sold Out
Table for 4 on the balcony. Includes cocktail service, treat bag, and signed poster.
VIP Sky Box (Private Room)	$120.00 ($126.99 w/service fee)	Sold Out
Private room for 4 overlooking the stage (side view). Includes cocktail service, treat bag, and signed poster.
VIP Front Row (Table for 4)	$160.00 ($168.99 w/service fee)	Sold Out
Table for 4 in the front row. Includes cocktail service, treat bag, and signed poster.